This weeks notes were written in Swiss, and then back translated to Engish

 And so it was that the hash swooped on Melbourne avenue, parked illegally, moved their cars, gathered for a marvellous chalk talk by SEX CHANGE and SIR LANCE A SLUT and ran onto the misty lower slopes of Red Hill.

I, as part of the elite walking pack, thought the trail was marvellous. Plenty of chalk and flour, lots of ups and lots of downs, the hares kept appearing throughout the run to keep everyone on track. The SCB walkers got to the drink stop just after the Premier walkers but before the runners  and sloshed down lots of the addictive vodka  based concoction .

Then I had to leave to go to the Sleep clinic in Deakin. This being one of the many steps us poor down trodden men have to go through to convince our beloved wives and girlfriends that we are serious about trying to fix the many ailments that we accumulate throughout our lives.

Anyway, the official report said that quote “I don’t snore” unquote. So get that up yer BOOPY

And so, at this time I handpassed the note taking duties to CRUNCHY CRACK

Read On

Run report from TURKEY SLAP, highlights were the 2 ways off the 3 way. There was bush.  Sexellent vista, and a sexway check. 8.9/10
Walk report from CC, 2/10.
6 verses of Hare song, with extra long notes from FRIZZY.
Returnees:  RAMBO, FISH FINGER, TOY BOY and CRYING DICK
Visitors: BUSHMAN and MATILDA
Virgin: no name Kerry, and child Isabelle
The only charge i heard was WEATHERMAN, DANGLES, and POO SHOOTER for communal horn maintenance? BETTY BOOP was charged,  it rebounded, no it didn't. GREASE NIPPLE for having a 3rd nipple?
In between all this i was helping bring out the party pies from inside the embassy so i missed most of the charges.
Awards:
INCIDER gave big prick to PREMATURE EJACULATION for having a little prick in the pool.
FRB still with TURKEY SLAP
Versaries, 69 runs for CRUNCHY CRACK, BUSHMANS BIRTHDAY, and GERBILS was the stand in for DICKY KNEE.
Swiss ambassador stand in,  CRASH and BURN
Announcement : masterbatemans 10th anniversary run.
There were jokes told but i was busy bringing nosh out. Lovely lamb ragout.