Oh what a wonderful night (Louis Armstrong)
The middle of a Canberra winter, no fire bucket, the temperature didn’t start plummeting until about 9PM
Good crowd, conviviality, MISS HORNYPENNY, The GM was a no show (we really do miss you your Frizzyness)
His royal Cockfullness CRASH and BURN leapt into the GMs shoes and got things underway.
The runners tore off in the direction of UP, there was plenty of trail, some of the spray blue paint from
DICKHEAD 2s last foray in this area and chalk. Lots of 2 and 3 ways and through the infamous Belco Shiggy.
JUST STU got his fix of dangerous Australian fauna, boxing Kangaroos and drop bears. 2/10
The walkers trail looked like it was well marked…..Until SUELLENs night blindness kicked in and trail became
Invisible. Half way through the run SCARLETT suddenly appeared, obviously lost but claiming to be a front
Runner and joined the elite walkers. There were lots of chips at the drink stop and literally bucket loads
of “Purple” (The new “Red”).
The second wave of returnees were welcomed back, mostly from Europe and Alaska. JUST STU was
named “TENANT DAN” (Don’t forget to say this with a southern inflection)
The first charge off the rank was for TENANT DAN for overachieving, stretching and practicing for Hash.
MEAT TO PLEASE YOU was charged for taking half the walking pack off trail
TENANT DAN was charged for loosing trail
The Spit the Dummy award was presented to CRASH and BURN. It was also pointed out that he was
ineligible to be the stand in GM as he holds dual citizenship of Australia and the Planet “Cock”
MIGHTY AFRODITE was charged with an incapability to find the start of the run.
McTRASH was celebrated throughout time and space for excellence in Trash writing.
The Pointless Piss Poor performance plaques were handed over.
The little prick went to a big prick – BIG BOY
JR has been seen to leave 1036 times, FLUID MOVEMENT has been seen to leave 50 times and TENANT
DAN has been seen to leave twice.
It was DANGLES birthday and I will love to see you all again next week at the Jerrabombera community centre.